Stepped on a crack now the world’s all bent
Dropped my phone and my day got spent
Ouch ouch ouch
That’s the sound of my luck giving out
Ouch ouch ouch
It’s a broken kind of touch
Every move feels like too much
Ouch ouch ouch
When life’s got a punch
Tried to dance but I tripped on air
Caught in the mirror—yeah
What’s that hair?
Ouch ouch ouch
Someone stop this cosmic joke
Falling stars that never land
Slippery soap just slips my hand
Ouch ouch ouch
Even gravity’s a grouch
Ouch ouch ouch
It’s a broken kind of touch
Every move feels like too much
Ouch ouch ouch
When life’s got a punch
But I’ll laugh
I’ll spin
I’ll shout
Turn this pain to a twist-about
Ouch ouch ouch
The rhythm’s mine
No doubt